As Long As He Loves Her

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Justin and Selena are back together. Which means I'm still the awkward third in this teenage love triangle.

Please refrain from pointing out that I'm no longer a teenager.

My first step here is usually to say something snarky about relationships - an extraordinarily witty comment or two that shows just how jealous I really am. But I can't hate these two love birds because I actually think they're totes adorbs. What's wrong with me??

When it comes to love, I'm the biggest skeptic there is. And when it comes to Hollywood love, I jump at the opportunity to make fun of the dumbasses who think it's going to work out (ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds...oh wait, maybe I need to stop sleeping outside of Ryan's bedroom window).

But with Justin and Selena, I'm pretty sure it's the real deal. I'm not saying I'm conceding to her in the ultimate fight for his heart. But I'm fine with her taking him for a test drive until he turns 21.

He needs to be able to drink at our wedding, after all.

Maybe all the mistletoe in the air has caused me to go soft. But I think these two kids can make it.

And by "make it", I mean they'll at least last until Valentine's Day before they break up again and Justin writes a heartfelt ballad about being dead inside.

Been there done that, gurl.

So I'm going to take a page out of their preteen novel and open myself up too: If any 19-year-old Canadian guys are looking for a cougar to settle down with, please reply to sender at 867-5309.