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Sources around the globe are reporting that Robert Pattinson has forgiven Kristen Stewart and is taking her back. Cheating be damned, it seems the man simply can't live without his awkward flame.
Maybe he loves her for her brain. Since apparently, he doesn't have one of his own.
But this reconciliation is one of many poor decisions that celebrities have made recently when it comes to matters of the heart: Rihanna kissed Chris Brown at last week's MTV VMA's. DeadMau5 is dating Kat Von D (herpes? who cares!). And Kim and Kanye...exist.
In our heart of hearts, we knew Robert couldn't possibly be that smart with a face like his. So we shouldn't be surprised that he took KStew back after only two months of media-driven angst.
But I did hope that he was the exception to the rule - that there was more to him than a hot accent and good hair.
There goes that dream.
I'd say I wish them both the best, but we all know that's a lie.
I take comfort in the fact that neither of them seem to be particularly interesting as individuals. Kristen has rightfully crowned herself as Miss Awkward America. And Robert simply giggles his way through interview questions when he can't seem to think of the right words - a telltale sign that not many words live in his head to begin with.
So the world probably isn't suffering a huge loss that these two are back together. Better that then have them spread their seed around the incestuous Hollywood dating pool.
And ladies - Zac Efron is still single (SHOCKING since "The Lucky One" was such a blockbuster hit).
Here's to Robsten finally making it work! Let's just pray that they never procreate. And if they do, that they don't actually name their kid Renesmee.
