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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Wedding Party in the U.S.A.

Courtesy: PerezHilton.com
It's happening, y'all - Miley Cyrus, age 19, is gettin' hitched.

Liam Hemsworth, of "The Last Song" and "Hunger Games" fame, just put a ring on the Disney star who claimed she "Can't Be Tamed". I guess she just couldn't resist the Australian accent (who could?). Oh - plus he's hot.

The couple had a bit of a rocky start after a brief break up back in 2010. But leave it to the young lovebirds to find their way back to each other in Hollywood heaven. Next stop: the country alter.

I can only imagine how Papa Cyrus reacted when he first heard the news. I'm imagining something along the lines of how his ache-y break-y heart prays his little girl isn't knocked up.

Or maybe he just said congratulations, who really knows.

Miley is really hitting the jackpot with this one. Not only is her beau a hottie, but her future brother-in-law (Chris Hemsworth aka Thor/The Huntsman/man candy) brings sexy back in a whole new way. Miley is basically marrying into a hotness explosion that you can't look at directly or your corneas will burst.

Well done, gurl. I didn't even know she had it in her. With her previous roster of boyfriends including a Jonas brother and a C-list underwear model, I was pretty sure she'd just fall to love's wayside and eventually get knocked up by a Kevin Federline look alike.

But color me surprised, she did it! She found love in the hopeless place we call Tinseltown. And she did it all before she could legally drink.

My hope for this young couple is that they have a lifetime of happiness and never lose sight of what's really important: prenups.

Because we all know a "lifetime" in Hollywood really means 2-5 years max with an ugly divorce battle and a Barbara Walters interview to follow.

Fingers crossed I get an invite to the bachelorette - it'll be quite the rodeo, I'm sure.

Congrats, y'all!

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