It Pays to BelieB

Courtesy: JustinBieberZone.com

He's done it again! Transcending baby mama drama, paparazzi fights and run in's with glass doors, the Biebs has proven that there's nothing he can't do. His third album, Believe, debuted at #1 in 34 countries just two days after its release.

If that's not a reason to belieb, I don't know what is.

As Justin swags his way onto our car stereos, even non-Beliebers are saying that homeboy's got skillz. He tackles pop, R&B, and even dubstep in his latest musical venture.

And it's actually GOOD!

On the album's deluxe version (which, of course, I bought), the final track addresses the baby mama issues that Justin had to suffer through last year. 


And it's hilarious. Think "Billie Jean" meets "SexyBack" sung with an angsty twist by an 18-year-old. But don't take my word for it - check out the song for yourself:

For all the haters who think Justin is too young to sing about love, remember that he really has been "All Around the World" and is somebody's "Boyfriend" (that lucky bitch). Homegirl is just writing about what he knows, from the heart.

And the best part is, Justin hasn't changed. Yeah, he's older and his voice is an octave or two lower. But he's still the same "man" I fell in love with three years ago (don't do the math - but yes, he was 15). 

A New York Daily News reporter put it best in an album review stating, "[Justin's] still the smitten pursuer, promising undying love to anyone who'll be his girl. It's enough to make the Backstreet Boys seem like date rapists."

As a Backstreet Boys fan, I take absolutely no offense to that statement. I do, however, take offense to 98 Degrees reuniting (unrelated, but true).

To all non-Beliebers in the world, go check out "Believe" anyway. You won't be disappointed. 

And in case you are, you can do what my brother suggests and use the album as a coaster for your beer. Either way, it'll be the best $14.99 you've ever spent.

#BelieberFever