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Last night's 2011 MTV Movie Awards featured several hilarious highlights including Rob Pattinson locking lips with Taylor Lautner (for non-Twi-hards, Taylor is a male actor); Jason Sudeikis making fun of Selena Gomez for dating a guy (read: Justin Bieber) who still has his baby teeth; and Reese Witherspoon calling out reality stars for sex taping their way into the Hollywood spotlight.
Well done, MTV. You made a hit production that, fortunately, had nothing to do with pregnant 16 year olds.
But now, some media are focusing on hair do's as a big gossip item of the night. Specifically, Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Stewart and Chelsea Handler (pic above) who had "walk of shame" hair on their big night out.
For realz, TMZ.com?? I take issue with this for several reasons:
#1 - (and straight guys reading this, help me out here) I think all these ladies looked hot. Even Kristen, who I can't stand as a person.
#2 - What's so bad about walk of shame hair? Did these "experts" miss out on their college years? If you didn't have at least one walk of shame under your belt by the end of your freshman year, you were a failure at life.
#3 - All of these ladies being criticized are attached to a hot man. Reese is a new bride to manager Jim Toth. Kristen is dating Rob Pattinson (damn her!). And Chelsea Handler has her first non-rapper boyfriend in over a year.
You go, girls.
So perhaps their "walk of shame" hair is, in fact, due to pre-award show activities of the naughty variety. And if so, three cheers to them. Clearly the staff at TMZ aren't getting any themselves due to their celebrity-stalker lifestyles and, ergo, find it necessary to criticize those who do.
In LA, it's hard to do a walk of shame because you're always in your car. But, as schedules permit, I will proudly roll down my windows and shout my indiscretions to the world during my next drive of shame. Crazy hair, smeared makeup, hazy memories and all.
Can I get a high five to poor decisions?
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