Who Lets These People Procreate?

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Just in case you thought the world wasn't dumb enough, news broke today that Kevin Federline has sperminated his latest girlfriend.

Translation: KFed is about to bring his FIFTH child into the world - a little tyke who is bound to be a wife beater-wearing, Papo Zao-singing, fantastically gifted new member of society.

With a daddy like KFed, how could you possibly go wrong?

This latest news inspires me to ask two simple questions:

#1 - Who voluntarily chooses to have sex with KFed??

#2 - Why is he allowed to procreate??

For those of you who are still wondering how George W. Bush won a second term in office, it's because people like this spawn 7-10 children each and allow them to vote. If I weren't so busy buying up Coach purses on eBay, I would send KFed a check to get his sac snipped by the end of the week.

I get why Britney had two kids by him. She can barely walk across a stage without assistance, much less figure out how birth control works.

But shouldn't this new baby mama, Victoria Prince, know better? Please don't tell me she's stupid enough to think that some of Britney's alimony will go towards her unborn baby's future. Clearly KFed spends that money every month on an unlimited supply of Krispy Kreme donuts, which explains his beautifully toned physique as seen above.

I'm almost as disappointed in America today as I was after the 2004 election. For this child's sake, I hope his mother gets full custody and moves a minimum of 14,000 miles away from KFed (read: the planet formerly known as Pluto) in order for this kid to have a shot at life.

But since that's highly unlikely, we must hope for the second best option. That Brangelina find it in their hearts to adopt Baby KFed #5 into their overflowing brood.