Two and a Half Douchebags

On this morning's episode of "Good Morning America", host and esteemed journalist, Robin Roberts, interviewed singer Chris Brown and asked him about his infamous battery case with former girlfriend, Rihanna.

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Brown attempted, unsuccessfully, to bring the subject back to his latest career ventures and became agitated when Roberts would not let up. After the interview, he reportedly trashed his GMA dressing room and threw the equivalent of a 21-year-old temper tantrum. So much for "growing as a person."



Brown then took to his Twitter feed to lament about society's eagerness to forgive Charlie Sheen but that he simply could not get a break. Poor Chris Brown doesn't understand why the public still sees him as a villain after he beat Rihanna to an unrecognizable pulp. Go figure.



So I guess the latest PR strategy is to compare yourself to a tiger-blood fueled warlock and beg for mercy. Not smart, Chrissy.



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What I don't get is why either guy is still in the media.

I'm not gonna lie - I'm 100% amused by Charlie Sheen's antics and endless, nonsensical phrases. But he's been at it for so long that it's no longer the funny, new thing. Instead, I find myself feeling bad for him even though he doesn't appear to have a care in the world.

But Chris Brown just gets my blood boiling. I'm all about forgiveness (or at least I try to be). And if you've actually changed as a person, then I tip my hat to you and your probation officer.

But don't tell me that we should be buying tickets to your shows and asking radio stations to play your drivel when you're still acting like an entitled child who has taken to beating up dressing rooms in lieu of women.

Maybe Rihanna has forgiven you, but I say you can suck it.

Every now and then, I find myself driving down the 405 freeway in 2Pac (my 2009 Jetta) and a Chris Brown song will come on the radio. Rewind five years and I would commence the driver seat booty shaking and put on a show for all my freeway companions. But now, I change the station within seconds - even if it means putting up with vintage Michael Bolton until I can find something better.

To Charlie and Chris - you both need to grow up. See a shrink and stop beating women/locking them in your hotel rooms. It's really not that hard.

And if you find that task too challenging, then maybe you should lock yourselves in a hotel room together and #win all over each other's faces.

Now THAT'S a Good Morning America segment I would watch with delight.