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What rehab center in America would agree to let Charlie Sheen lead his own rehabilitation efforts?? At least in rehab, they make the drug dealers sign in at the front desk during visiting hours.
Every dealer in LA cheered Charlie's return home and celebrated by bringing over bricks of cocaine as a surprise housewarming gift. Ex-wife, Denise Richards, reportedly stopped by on Sunday and pleaded with Sheen to return to the recovery center.
But why go back to a place filled with substitute drugs when you can get the real thing with all the comforts of home? I'm sure Sheen appreciates doing lines off his owns mirrors rather than those dirty, used ones in rehab.
And let's not forget the multitude of "adult film stars" who already have the passcode to Sheen's entry gate. Betty Ford apparently has a two hooker limit that is simply unacceptable for this CBS star.
Somehow through all the scandal, Sheen's show is still pulling in astronomically high ratings. Charlie pulls in $2 million per episode, which affords him a bevy of prostitutes, illegal drugs and guaranteed trips to the hospital every week.
To top it off, he paid his latest lady friend $30k for their two-and-a-half-minute romp in the hay. The porn star ran to the bank as fast as her hooker heels could carry her and deposited the check before publicly demanding an additional $25k.
My advice to this lady (and I use the term loosely): move on from Sheen and find out what Tiger Woods has been up to. And then call me so I can blog about it.
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