Taylor Swift Found Her Love Story

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Disclaimer: This blog posting has an indecent amount of cheesy puns incorporating the titles of Taylor Swift songs and Jake Gyllenhaal movies. I just couldn't help myself.

It's official - my heart is crushed.

Somehow I knew when Jake and Reese Witherspoon were dating that it would never last. Maybe it was because I saw the bitchy side of Reese during a chance encounter in Washington DC. Or maybe it was because a union between Donnie Darko and Elle Woods just didn't make sense. Either way, their days were numbered.

But Jake and Taylor are an entirely different sort of "Love Story". After just five weeks, the pair have been spotted canoodling in coffee shops on Thanksgiving day and meeting each other's parents.

Already, entertainment news pundits are plotting their celeb couple name - Jaylor? GyllenSwift? Swyllenhall? Or the most obvious choice: so-damn-cute-that-there's-no-chance-of-me-fathering-Jake's-kids-anymore.

I'm just saying.

But I've got to admit, I'm happy for them. At the ripe age of 20, Taylor Swift has experienced more ups and downs in the world of love than most baby boomers. And as far as boyfriends go, girlfriend struck gold.

Not only is Jake the epitome of Haat-ness, he's actually a solid guy. He's eluded any Tiger Woods-like scandals thus far in his career and has garnered an international reputation as the boy you want to bring home to mama.

But watch out - because mama might try to make out with him when you're not looking.

And your mom may just be closer in age to Jake than his current lady love. In a mere 19 days, Jake will turn 30. This makes him nearly a decade older than Swift, which the Ryan Seacrests of the world are all too quick to point out.

But the day we start to let Ryan Seacrest's opinion matter, we're all doomed. If Brangelina can make it through their twelve year age difference and six small kids, anything is possible.

Jake is clearly into the look of Taylor's "Teardrops on [Her] Guitar". So who are we to say they won't last "Forever & Always"?

Granted, odds are against them as Hollywood couples tend to crash and burn harder than Mel Gibson's career. But I'm holding out hope that these two crazy kids are just cute enough to make it work.

But in case things don't go their way, Jake can be the Prince of my Persia any. day. of. the. week.