One Too Many Vodka Sodas for Ms. Handler

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Lock it up, girrrrrl.

This is an especially painful post for me to write as I am one of the most diehard Chelsea Handler fans alive.

My DVR is backed up with Chelsea Lately episodes whenever I return home from my week-long benders. And by the time I've had my third, refreshing Gatorade, I'm all caught up.

But this time, our vodka-loving comedienne has gone too far. As much as I love her inappropriate humor and odd obsession with little people, I can't back her latest rant against Santa Angelina Jolie.

Over the weekend, Handler performed in New Jersey for her "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" comedy tour. During her stand up routine, she spewed a series of expletives in her latest tirade on Angelina's homewrecking tendencies.

Why the sudden hate for this international do-gooder, you ask? Well, it turns out that Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston vacationed together in Mexico over the Thanksgiving holiday.

And I'm guessing that after one or two mojitos, Jen wasn't quite so Zen about her break up with Brad as she claims to be.

So Chels has taken it upon herself to launch a personal smear campaign about Angelina's apparent ability to break up marriages, one expletive-laden comedy show at a time.

I'm not going to pick sides here since I'm pretty sure I'd switch teams for either of the aforementioned entertainers, but I can't back Chelsea's dissing of my Angie. Angelina can't help that Brad fell for her any more than Chelsea can help sleeping with famous black rappers. We've all got our thing, girl.

And Chels, let's be honest. If Brad Pitt were all up in your grill - married or no - would you really turn him down?? Don't judge unless you've been there and NOT done that.

Note to Angie: It's all good. People will still flock to the theaters this weekend to see you and Johnny Depp get it on in "The Tourist".

I'll bring the popcorn - you bring Brad.