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This was in the hopes that if I consumed enough alcohol, I could erase certain feelings I've had for a young beau who shall remain nameless.
I'm sure I'll talk about him more on my E! True Hollywood Story as "the one who got away" when Ryan Seacrest tearfully asks about my life's biggest regrets. But let's circle back now to the topic at hand.
Imagine my surprise when my Hollywood sources informed me today that I may, in fact, not be alone forever. Because - wait for it - Zac Efron hottie-mc-hot is back on the market!!
Some of you may recognize him as a young Matthew Perry in the movie "17 Again". Others, who aren't embarrassed enough to deny this, may have first noticed Mr. Efron in his breakout role as Troy Bolton in High School Musical 1, 2 and 3.
I must admit, inappropriate thoughts went flying through my head when I saw Zac getting ready for the pretend Disney prom in High School Musical 3. He can pin a corsage on me any day of the week.
But every time I would get ready to declare my love, Disney-deadweight Vanessa Hudgens showed up by his side. The two had been dating since 2006 after they first met on the HSM set. According to Vanessa, they had an "instant connection" (aka hormones) that couldn't be denied.
Turns out it took him four years, but Zac is finally able to deny those pesky feelings after all. And just in time for my reawakening! I thought I could never love again but for Charlie St. Cloud*, anything is possible.
We all know from experience - break ups are hard. They take a certain amount of time, energy and red wine with a side of Ben & Jerry's to move on from the hurt. That being said, how hurt can Zac really be?
He's an international film star with a gorgeous physique and seemingly limitless potential as an actor. Vanessa Hudgens is just one bad movie away from putting a nail in her own acting coffin, with a lifeless singing career to match. Their jobs had them living on opposite ends of the globe for months at a time during the prime of their lives.
When you're in your teens, you have no business holding yourself back from all life has to offer. Unless you're dating Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie.
And I don't think that Brad or Angie would have stayed in a four-year relationship at age 20 knowing how many seeds they each still needed to sow, if you catch my drift.
I have no problem volunteering to be Zac's next seed sower. He's probably not looking to settle down and I certainly don't need him to put a ring on it. Give me a couple weeks of poor decisions and a "questionable" video that I can leak to RadarOnline and we'll call it a day.
Zac - you can give me a call ANYTIME at 867-5309.
it's not worth going to see. Save yourselves while you still can.
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