She's Got the Magic Stick

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If 50 can hit it once, he can most certainly hit twice.

Rumors abound that Chelsea Handler (of hilarious "Chelsea Lately" fame) has officially been hit a time or two by Mr. Cent himself. "Lately" comedians have scripted several skits about the milk chocolate duo but neither entertainer has come forward to confirm or deny the hook ups.

So let's separate fact from fiction, shall we?

• FACT: Chelsea's got jungle fever out the wazoo. Take five minutes of your time to read any of her alcohol-laden books and you'll see that whenever she finds herself itching for some lovin', a dark and stormy suitor is never far out of reach.
  
  
• FACT: The two have been spotted canoodling at least three times on both coasts at public and private parties. Chances are Mr. Cent took Ms. Chandler to the Candy Shop once or twice after said shindigs.
  
  
• FACT: Fiddy made a cameo appearance on "Chelsea Lately" last night while Handler was photographed stocking up on condoms just hours before (double bag that shiz, Chels!)
  
  
• FICTION: 50 Cent only hooks up with "ladies of color". Yes, he did date Vivica A. Fox for some time and definitely features ladies with junk in their trunk in his music videos. But that doesn't mean Fiddy can't tell some good lovin' when he sees it. 

And let's be honest - Chelsea Handler has quite the reputation.

I think it's wonderful that these two have found luuurve in between the sheets. The most mismatched pairs often make the most entertaining couples to watch. 

Who didn't do a double take when Courtney Cox and David Arquette announced they were getting it on? Granted, 11 years later things didn't quite turn out the way they planned. But neither Cent nor Handler make any claims that they are looking for Mr./Mrs. Right. Both have a solid reputation for a hit-it-and-quit-it type of attitude and I, for one, commend them for their honesty.

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The only thing that could make this twosome any better was if a sex tape emerged with footage of Handler getting it on with Fiddy and her little nugget of an assistant, Chuy Bravo (see right). Not only would this fit right in with her playgirl persona, but Handler would make a fortune off the footage.

And I would personally spend much more than a 50 Cent piece to catch a glimpse or two of that G-Unit action.

You get it, girl!