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Thursday, September 9, 2010

John Travolta's "Sexual Secrets"

Credit: Cinematical.com
John Travolta’s sexuality has been the subject of intense media scrutiny for years. Since he rocketed to fame in the early days of “Grease” and “Saturday Night Fever”, Travolta has been both a sex icon and a sexual question (?) mark. 


His choice in playing the mother in “Hairspray” certainly didn't help matters. And these latest rumblings are yet another attempt to discredit Travolta as an actor and cultural icon.

These rumors, along with the many others before them, are not reliable. A Scientologist - yes. A bathhouse loving homosexual - doubtful with-a-side-of-WTF for the sources of said information. But the Enquirer is one of these main sources and they are quickly becoming a dominating "news" force. 


Unfortunately, since they first broke the John Edwards sex scandal, the Enquirer's credibility has been on a steady incline for what was once known as nothing but a trash gossip rag. And now with Travolta’s wife due to deliver twins any day, the media is ripe with fodder about Travolta’s “sexual secrets”.

And what if the man is gay? Either way, the entertainment industry will continue to love him. While there would be fall out from him cheating on his wife, almost everything now pales in comparison to Tiger Woods' scandal for the ages.  


But his career could easily rebound from the scandal. If Hollywood can accept that Travolta believes we are all from planet Xenu (ala the Scientologist teachings), they can certainly accept that he prefers sausage instead of fish.

I digress. For now, it is all speculation with nothing more than a few fuzzy photos to "prove" that he loves having sex with men. Chances are we'll see a Katie Holmes exclusive interview with Matt Lauer citing her shock that Tom Cruise and Zac Efron are secret lovers before we get any solid proof about Travolta's indiscretions. 


And if I'm wrong, I'll watch "Pulp Fiction" and give a toast to Travolta's newly sequined life. 

1 comment:

  1. dishing dame..
    I think you are right on abut Mister Travolta... he has to be unusually bored to be enamored with Scientology and his sex life is a refection of that boredom - which is basically undeclared war between desire and freedom.

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